Naked Paparazzi

When exactly did we move into the age of the dick pic?  You know what it is, a man takes a photo of his penis with his phone and then texts it to a woman.  I don't know about the rest of you women but I can't say there's ever been a day when I thought, you know I could really use a close up photograph of some man's penis to make my day just that much better.  No, never.

And yet, I keep getting sent penis pics.  Lots of them.  I've actually contemplated printing them all out and putting them in a small photo album with the dude's name written on the back along with the date it was sent.  Kind of like one of those grandma's brag book type albums.

Gina's Dick Book?

I don't know if I'll carry it around in my purse or just leave it on my coffee table for guests when they come over.  

Seriously though, what's with the dick pics?  Why do you men send them?  Are you expecting us to open the picture and immediately think "now that's the man I'm going to marry"?  Or "well now that I know what his penis looks like, I might as well have sex with him"?  I can honestly say I've never gotten one of these pics and then had my opinion of the owner improve in any way.  

Don't worry, it's a potato

So why do you send them? And send them relentlessly?  Have they helped you get further ahead with women before?  Do you feel like you have to show off what you have and we don't?  Because while you might be unaware, we already know that boys and girls are different.

                                                                

Are you just following the bad examples of the idiots you see in the media?  Politicians and celebrities.  I don't know if you realize this but it hasn't worked well for them either.

I recently got in touch with an ex to catch up.  There wasn't any ill will between us and I'd noticed he was no longer on Facebook.  So I sent him a friendly text and we got to chatting.  Just your general catch up kind of stuff.  Then all of a sudden he texts me a naked picture of himself.  Out of no where.  We never even did that when we were dating.  So why would he send me one now?  And unrequested during a regular conversation.  What part of "hey how've you been?  You still living in .........?  How's work?" translate to "I would love nothing more than to see photos of your naked body"?

Can I make a suggestion, STOP SENDING WOMEN DICK PICS!!!!!!!  Especially when she didn't request it.  When have you ever heard a woman say, "I just don't see enough dicks in my day to day life"?  That's cause she doesn't.

JUST STOP!!!!

SAY NO TO COCK SHOTS!!!

If you feel yourself reaching for your smartphone while looking at your penis, don't pull up the camera app but instead call your sponsor and tell them you're about to use again, 

use your camera phone to text a dick pic.

ONLY YOU CAN PREVENT DICK PICS!!!